The Gome's Animal Farm

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I said Log In! God Damnit God Damnit!LMAO

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The King, newly hired trainees & crosscuts just doesn't mix nor make walking possible. Poor Ricky found out in a hurry! I hope the King spit on his hobbit hands before inserting, or maybe Ricky will hafta claim compensation since sadish jr won't be walkin much!

2006-03-22T00:33:00.000-07:00

Here are this year's winners of the Gome's Animal Farm's, "Ultimate loser couple contest". The Gome will send them to their respective salons just as soon as he can figure out just which is which, he may need the king to perform a sniff test with a taste test to follow if Brian deems it neccesary which he hasn't failed to do so since 1962!

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This is Erie, Superior & Michigan, the other two Great Lakes couldn't make it today.

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"We need to find Dorothy and get our Gay Asses back to the purple brick road! Tinky Winky & Grimace are waiting for us! To sign these 2 wierdos to any sort of contract please call (780)827-3149. This picture was taken on Brian's San Francisco vacation circa 1984. It's hard to recognize him with all his limey orange hair hiding under that cheapo batman mask.

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Group Rates are available for all groups no matter how much Oxygen you are wasting.

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I could just imagine their names!

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Newly opened on the first day of spring, the "Kissin Cousins Exhibit" Just spray some lemon gin on them to see what really happens!

2006-03-05T22:03:00.000-07:00

Yes Gome's Animal Farm Does it again by selling out it's 9th week end in a row with its Shatnerless Star Trek Convention. Next week is naughty nuns. Be sure to go thru all my archived work, good T&A. Before the full review, let's check the homeland security index, click on it for a zoom up

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Gome's gonna try a Shatner free Star Trek convention this year since he was banned for knockin up ALL of my 14yr old sweatshop kitchen staff. Now I have 8 Billy Jr Phillapino mamas boys running around!

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I know a Star Trek convention is just shit without william shatner but he's been banned from the farm since oct04. He just couldn't keep his balls out of bromley's mouth! lmao!

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"The Shit I do just to get free admission to the Farm!

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Poor Fucker got his week ends mixed up, Transformers AFTER Star trek week end. Needless to say, he never got laid!

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Is it Fat Tuesday or Freaky Friday!?

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And an offical announcement from our main sponsor, Lucky Lager, Labatt Breweries. "We are pleased to announce that Labatt Breweries and Lucky Lager will be sponsoring Midget Fear Factor @ Gome's Animal Farm this Aug 13th. Gary Coleman and Webster may be celebrity contestants.

2006-03-05T21:27:00.000-07:00

TSX - GHN i can foresee these acting much like microsoft stock! Buy now!

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Hey George K! give my buddies Randy, Bill & the rest of the Oompah Loompahs a job!

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The other 2 in the Jimmy B love triangle. Don't think they'll be makin basketball players!

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Brian Bromley used to babysit the Jackson 5 backstage back in the day. I can clearly see what influence The King (Brian Bromley) had on a young vulnerable yet impressionable mikey jackson

2006-03-05T20:59:00.000-07:00

Come over to Gome's Animal Farm next week for a new forbidden fruit! Nasty Nuns all next week! Get them drunk & see what happens!

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Don't mind the fruit flies, their cherries are rotten! So is this website! Ha Ha Ha

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Our 1st band kicking things off is LimpGimp2006 Gay sweaters and an even Gayer accordian!

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tom o'connor a man secure enough with his own sexuality to wear an orange velour turtleneck,.....ok, he's as gay as who he is opening for who is.......

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And our main attraction, Brian Bromley! Call him for a booking anytime, especially at 5:00am EST. (780)827-3149. He also accepts collect calls. He also loves gay phone sex ANYTIME!

2006-03-01T00:26:00.000-07:00

The Gome can foresee ample opportunity with hookers & the internet! Buy my stocks on the TSX so I can go hooker shopping. Then go to www.gomeanimalfarm.blogspot.com to order your very own 1 week lease of an Exotic Gome's Animal Farm 74%wet 62% tight 31% clean internet hooker. (when 1 week lease is up just send hooker back here on the Greyhound to Grande Cache,AB. The Gome's Animal Farm does not accept collect hoookers! If you cant afford to send one of my lovely hookers back as you got her then don't bother ordering them! And if you have, don't fuck anyone you really love till you get that drip & stingy piss taken care of! ***Disclaimer***Gome's Animal Farm does not in any way accept responsibility for what ever my internet clients may catch...hey guys, my gals are CHEAP for a reason!

2006-02-28T23:53:00.000-07:00

Now trading on the Toronto Stock Exchange. Trading symbol GHN

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This is ALL Revenue Canada needs to know!

2006-02-21T08:31:00.000-07:00

My girl can't wrestle but you should see her box!

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The Gome's Animal Farm proundly presents Canadian Celebrity Boxing! C'mon down to the farm as see these hasbeens box.

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Our first match has Steve Fonyo vs Ben Johnson.

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Ben Johnson. C'mon Benny, do our country proud!

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Pat "Joey Jeremiah" Mastroianni. I think he's gonna get his ass kicked!

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Our 2nd match has Relic from The Beachcombers pitted against...

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And our main event sees our former primeminister Kim Campbell going head to head with....

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Karla Homolka. Recently released and excited to box at The Gome's. If she wins I'm gonna set up a match win Tonya Harding.

2006-02-19T17:53:00.000-07:00

My personal artist made this

2006-02-19T17:51:00.000-07:00

The Gome is still holding interviews for the ever expanding Bunny petting zoo. Interviews will be held as long as Brian Bromley keeps selling me viagra! Long live the king!

2006-02-19T17:43:00.000-07:00

The Gome's Animal Farm now has valet parking. I told you guys I support single moms! And YES....that's my vette!

2006-02-11T10:30:00.000-07:00

This is fair warning to all guys, Get your wife something special & more lube for the mistress

2006-02-11T10:27:00.000-07:00

This week is super hero week at Gome's Animal Farm. Yes that means Strippers! Yes that means Dubage! Yes that means Booze! Yes that means having sex with these prostitutes I hired to wear these wonderchick outfits!

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The Gome supports single moms...& his kids!

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Where the Fuck do I find these guys!?

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OK, I just hired her because she's so dang HOT!!!

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These are not fakes, 100% REAL superheroes

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When he's not angry he's just a chihuahua

2006-02-11T09:51:00.000-07:00

Be sure to come out this spring for Big Georgina's Annual Mud Wrestling Seminars.(I could see that one in the red shorts as this years champ!)

2006-02-11T09:45:00.000-07:00

C'mon guys, EVERYONE loves to "Bob for pigsfeet"!?

2006-02-11T09:41:00.000-07:00

I'm completely overwhelmed with this one, too damn many bad ideas come to mind even when i just glance at this pic! (/umbrella holder!)

2006-02-11T09:37:00.000-07:00

My moonwalk is suffering because of this!

2005-12-31T09:08:00.000-07:00

Come on down tonight to Gome's Animal Farm's New Year's Eve Wet T-Shirt Bash! Brian Bromley will be performing then he's off to his Cuban tour. Call him for a show, he's home usually @ 11:30pm EST (780)827-3149. Call before he's all booked up!

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This event sponsored by Bud

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Wet T shirt limbo!

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Hope to see you there!

2005-12-15T09:25:00.000-07:00

Gome's Animal Farm proudly presents the musical stylings of Brian Bromley. An undiscovered musical genius. He will be performing at Gome's outdoor amphitheatre between rounds of Gome's 2nd Annual Tag Team Peanut Butter Wrestling (This year it's woman vs dog matches) Brian is planning a north american tour soon so if you need cheap entertainment call that phone number! area code 780

2005-11-27T13:02:00.000-07:00

I know its been awhile but the Gome was on vacation! Come see what I did!

2005-11-27T13:01:00.000-07:00

Week 1: Left my cat in charge of the website

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Week 3: Made my own recruitment video

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I forgot my bear hunting suit

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So I went fishin

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Week 4: Did some Acid

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Week 5: Bought some carpet, here's the saleslady!

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Went women trapping

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Week 6: Found new shirts for the gift shop

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Here are some pics I took while out on vacation.

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Where's the flour!?

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I love soccer!

2005-10-09T23:54:00.001-06:00

Gome age 1

2005-10-09T23:54:00.000-06:00

C'mon down to Gome's for Thanksgiving, then we can take off these God damned costumes!